For better or for worse, there’s a special place in my heart carved for weirdos. My first real adult relationship became “official” just a couple weeks before February 14th in 2009. The fact that he was busy with classes and homework didn’t prevent us from connecting face-to-face on our first Valentine’s Day; at least parts of his face. Much like today, I greeted the sun on a unusually warm February morning and saw a piece of paper folded card-like on my doormat. It endeared itself to me by the way the edges didn’t line up evenly and I began to decipher a third-dimensional script that was made of…
hair.
The hairy typeface read: “Fuck This Day”
My new boyfriend cut pieces of his red beard and glued them onto a homemade card. Just for me?! I was touched. He called me later and I could almost hear him sweating in a self-imposed hindsight 20/20. His anxiety induced fear of offending a girl just for being himself matched my anxiety with the prospect of real love.
Looking back, I find this laughable and age-appropriate. My caliber for grotesque gestures from men has diminished over the years. The more “usual” kinds of love languages feel less uncomfortable and Elmers glue and beard hair feels like… performance art about a contrived holiday.
But to be fair, the inside of the card said “I Love You Anyway” and I don’t take for granted the magic of deriving meaning from something as simple as a scrap piece of paper sprinkled in hair clippings.
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Updates
Check out my VIP Page tonight at 8pm EST for two new Valentine’s Day video releases with Catarina Kush. One with a certain lucky camera guy.
While my website has yet to catch up with my current offerings, I highly encourage those interested to inquire about my recent introduction of kink and fetish play to my repertoire of services. Needless to say, it’s been a very fun 2023 so far. Stand-in rates apply. Reach out via email or booking form.
Have we met twice before? You’re on my list of who I’d love to see this month. Book me for date 90 minutes or longer in February for $100 off. 💋
I will be in DC March 1st - 4th. My time is already spoken for but I’m willing to be convinced to stay a bit longer! Pre-bookings only March 5th - 7th. Reach out!
Last but certainly not least, I made a wishtender if you would like to treat me for Valentine’s Day in a less hairy fashion. With the special attention & care I give to all my suitors, it would give me the satisfaction I deserve to be doted on this week. xo