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March 2024 newsletter

Hey you, Molly here! I'm not one to be doling out newsletters per se, but I admit I haven’t been doing my level best of keeping you updated; my last exposé released our previous spring. Let’s just be content with the fact that we’re both still here. Thank you for being here! Lately, I've been losing myself in other projects and experiencing many firsts. I learned how to upkeep my own nails and sharpen my own knives and shoot archery. These ambidextrous activities have begged a question: what else could I try with the other hand?

In school, I remember taking a career aptitude test and “surgeon” was listed as result of my dexterity score (“agriculturalist” the other). These tests are never insightful and yet memorable as I can’t help but hold my cuticle cutters with the seriousness of a scalpel, artfully picking away the tiniest flesh from my nail beds. My potential may not have been fully achieved but gosh darn, these farmers hands are looking pretty good!

I’ve always yearned to find self sufficiency in a culture easy to diminish the soft skills necessary for survival. One of the many ways being Molly has rewarded me is the ability to slow down and get into someone or something deep, with all my focus and care.

Let’s darn our clothes so we can put them on and take them off again.. and again.

Last summer I declared it the summer of making my horny little baseball dreams come true. And that I did with the great help of friends. If you’ve met me and we talked about it, you know the backstory and the brewing smut swimming around my brain for over a year. Fast forward to October, I ended up getting SUPER into the Phillies and religiously watched them play up until the NLCS exit. I realized I don’t really know jacksh*t about baseball and will absolutely prize time spent with a hardball aficionado this season. Let’s cover all the bases ;) Innuendos aside, check out my new promo video and let me know what you think!

As some of you know, I spent a good chunk of the summer in Montréal so I decided to finish out the year trying my extremities at a Montréal winter. I’m hesitant to report back as the temp never dropped below 0°F and I stayed only a month and a half but it really wasn’t as insufferable as I thought it would be. Sidenote, I’ve recently discovered that I genuinely love talking about the weather. Anyway, there’s so much I could say about that city but I think you should just go see it for yourself. It’s not that far! Life’s short, go off and eat some baguette or this secret menu item at Trip de Bouffe:

Updates

• I’m divesting from OnlyFans and closing my account March 31st. I look forward to building anew on an alternative site. Keep an eye on my socials for updates!

• Please take $100 off on dinner dates 3 hours or longer for both Philly and DC. Mention my substack when booking!

• I’m experimenting with something and offering $200 off non full service sessions to all my feet lovers. Let’s curate a mutually pleasurable experience.

• I will be touring DC on March 28th - 31st and again April 25th - 28th. Pre-booking is required and encouraged to confirm my travel plans.

• I’m hosting in north east Philadelphia and taking outcalls for the majority of spring! I have plenty of availability March 16th - March 27th and the month of April. Springtime is the real new year, let’s wake up and smell the roses.

Title adapted from a poem “Self-Help” by Matt Haig

xo