Last Chance Summer Dance

Tour updates and announcements

I officially herald, September, my new favorite month of the year.

I love basking in the glow of summer’s end. I love the anticipation of longer nights for more dreaming. I love eagerly pulling out the one long-sleeve that will hold me over until the chill bites harder. A crunchy woman at heart, I waste not a single moment to conjure up all the delicious outdoor activities before it’s too late: farmers markets, apple picking, quickies on balconies.

As much as the post Labor Day grind and hullabaloo of pumpkin spice lattes signal us to bunker down for the coming months, I surprisingly find this time ripe for internal and external exploration and enthusiastic play. Change can be cause for celebration and I appreciate the way birds and lovers migrate to and from my orbit each new season.

With the pressure to fit all the “fun” into the thick of summer followed by the familial obligations of fall and winter, now is a great opportunity for pause and reflection.

What do I truly need to relax? How do I squeeze the last drop of the season into the cup that’s just for me?

I’ll be waiting for your answer…

Announcements

• Since my last newsletter: my bare skin has touched stars on NYC balconies, tingled with new connections in Durham, plunged into freezing waterfalls of the North East and had a comically terrible massage at a spa in Montreal. Take the good with the bad, as they say.

• Scary season is nigh! I am a costume ready and able to be your surrogate tinder date for that questionable halloween party. We leave together with a fun story and much anticipation for some spooky alone time.

• NYC Tour is TBD: feel free to drop me a line for Oct/Nov tour date requests <3

• I’m running an End of Summer 40% off sale on my fan page for all new subscribers for the next two weeks. Catch more of me poolside.

• Want to book me as your third? For couples, see normal rates and add half. For unabashed friends, see normal rates times two.

• As always, I offer the opportunity to double, triple, quadruple up with me and mutual providers of all genders in Philadelphia, DC, and NYC. Ask me about my friends and/or current crushes via booking form.

• Hosting me in Philly? Thanks! Take $100 off.

Til then! xo